Not pissing, boys!

My naked body, covered with a white sheet, being taken on a gurney down a long white corridor. Steps doctors loudly heard in concrete walls. Imported into the operating room, shift on the table. Make me anesteziruyuschiyu injection. Pull on the head lilac hat on his feet - the same "slippers". Ties the hands and feet - not to jerk and did not run away. Covered me completely, Navid only the term remains. Include shadowless lamp. Prepare tools. A chill runs through my skin. Someone gentle hands shave my groin. Neatly so. In any other situation, I would certainly excited, but not in this one. We are waiting for a surgeon ...
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What the fuck I Ssali? What the fuck, I fucking Ssali these bushes? These fucking wasps. Why? What for? Just damn. Ohrenet. It happened this morning. In the village with my grandmother. With me was my cousin. Getting up in the morning is early, we went into the yard and began to think, what would this do today. I went to piss in the bushes and found a hornet's nest. From Figures do not, I did what I did on the hornet's nest. Wasps rebelled such humiliating actions on my part, and flew out of the nest. I barely glanced. But it was too late. A terrible pain shot through my body. One of the wasps stung me right for goloaku. How painful! Well, I think, will be held. Those guys. An hour later, my penis has increased to 5 cm in diameter and 20 cm in length. And before that he was only 3 cm in diameter and 16 cm in length. Fearfully. I called my sister, tell her - I was here a bee bite, want to show Sister, despite his 17 years, was quite lyubopytnoy.- Show - govorit.- And you turn away She turns away!. Then turns ... And there I was with his pants down and bitten pepper -! Oh sister already opened his mouth. But not for what you think, but from udivleniya.Chto do now? They write that it is necessary to suck the venom. But who is going to suck? Spread honey. Smear honey. Sense something. In short, shit, I'm going home in the city. Fortunately - hour ezdy.Priezzhayu home. I ran to the hospital to the urologist. I went into kabinet.- That - say, removing the pants - the wasp has bitten wild laughter in return!. Goats. Over stranger grief laugh nelzya.- So, so, so ... Himself normally feel? Urine leaves? It should be cut, and the skin lopnet.- What? So completely and cut - No, not at all, slightly trimmed-obrezat.- doctor, and it will hurt - 300 rubles - and you do not pochuvstvuesh.- Well, here you 500.Doktor wrote me directions to the nearest hospital on an unscheduled operation. Ida (! Hobble - Member interfere) to the hospital in ordinatorskoj loudly, losing all restraint say - I'm a surgeon. I was bitten by a wasp cock! Wild laughter. Bastards. What are you laughing at? I was taken to the preoperative. Stripped naked and taken to operatsiyu.I here I am. I am lying on the table, waiting for the surgeon. Two hours of the day. Pancake. And some dick I Ssali fucking in the bushes on the OS?
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The surgeon came. Together with the assistant. She cried when she saw my body: "Wow!". She looked me in the face: - Young man, what do you want to reduce it? No need surgeon smiled: - No, he wants to increase it and began delo.Chem pulled something out there, something was jammed!. He pulled, cut. No pain. That tickles. He was fun. He asks me how it has managed since. Well, I'm told. From laughter surgeon he dropped the knife on the floor. I took another. Purely there something kovyryal.- Doctor careful - do not cut at all! - Cried I. Do not be afraid, cut off - prish¸m on the spot, so skazat.Nachinaet doctor to tell jokes:"Marries swain. His father tells him: Go, my son, to the forest practice on hollow. I practice son. Married. On the wedding night my wife puts cancer and gives a strong kick. Ta: What are you doing? And he says: I am now smart - first you need to drive wasps!".Meds¸stry Trailing. Bitch! It's time to sew. The surgeon begins to tell me the story of how circumcision has arisen: - One-suffering Abraham, the one who for the love of God, was about to kill his son Isaac, received an order for a new sacrifice. But neither a son nor a sheep was not at hand. Then God said, cut off from myself anything. Well Abraham figured this way: ear finger ... ... ... member pulled a little knife and slashed the stone for a living, and there was a cry evoyny even lions hiding in fear. And he threw a piece of flesh on the altar of Abraham, cursing everything. God is pleased. The next day, Abraham to share his secret with his neighbor. Neighbor delighted: Well this is what economy - a piece of skin instead of sheep. And they heard the sound of the knives of stone, earth groaned Jewish, poured blood Semitic - Jews began to do circumcision surgeon finished his dirty work!. I mend my body. My naked body shifted to the gurney and taken to the ward. Doctor quipped: - That Decide now who you are: a Jew or musulmanin.Ya thought: "Better - Jew will be richer!".
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I hate wasps, bees hate. Two months of terrible suffering. Complete abstinence and repression of their desires. Any erection, as torture. Bintovka-perebintovka, ointment and Zelenka. Plaque-fly. Fucking! Now I look at his penis and think. How beautiful it once was. Now even ashamed to show girls. Two scar mark on the head. E-mine! Guys! Not pissing, boys! Especially in the bushes on the wasps!
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